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Pull Me Off At Half Time

By: fordc76Published: 07/25/2000
 
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A football manager was talking to his newly signed player, Striker.

"We've got a much more important match this Saturday, so tonight you'll play the first half and I'll pull you off at half time"

"Gee boss thanks. You know at my old club all we got at half time was a slice of orange"

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    j69wayz (0 replies)
    started by jandbortiz
    (08.02.2000 3:16:08 PM EST)

    football

    Jose Ortiz

    AFL rules (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.25.2000 8:00:20 PM EST)

    to all you pommy or yanky faggots with your soccer and gridiron puss, you can go and get f***ed. Play a real game like AFL and stop pulling off at half time


    GO THE MIGHTY LIONS!!!!!!!!!
    scotty


    I'm ENGLISH (0 replies)
    started by fordc76
    (07.25.2000 1:22:23 PM EST)

    But I called it soccer so the yanks wouldn't complain about confusion with the NFL. ok

    Happy And Horny!!! (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.25.2000 0:11:13 AM EST)

    Give some money

    BITE ME BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!*&^*()(&&^%$ (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.25.2000 0:09:38 AM EST)

    Eat more chicken!!

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