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The 5th Race At Belmont

By: RObnoxiousPublished: 12/04/1998
 
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Horses in the race:
Passionate Lady, Clean Sheets, Bare Belly, Thighs, Silk Panties, Big Johnson, Conscience, Heavy Bosom, Jockey Shorts, Merry Cherry

At the post...
And they're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thights and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.

At the halfway mark...
It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.

At the Stretch...
Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive. Passionate Lady is coming.

At the Finish...
Its Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pullup.

Clean Sheets never had a chance ...

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