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 Honey, I'm going hunting... | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 12/05/1998 | | |  |
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A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go duck hunting. He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go duck hunting with me, I'll do ya anally or you can give me a
blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back."
Hubby returns twenty minutes later and says, "Well what's it gonna be?" She say's, "There's no way I'm going duck hunting and you're not doing my ass so I guess it's a blowjob."
A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, "Jesus, you taste like shit." "Oh yeah," he replies, "The dog didn't want to go duck huntin' either."
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