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 Extreme Golf? | | By: VirtualJul | Published: 10/13/2000 | | |  |
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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, including black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. The doctor on call asks him what happened.
"I was having a nice, quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."
"We went to look for them and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golfball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey! This looks like yours!'"
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#3 muther fuckers!
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started by
gladepoopoo
(10.13.2000 0:16:57 AM EST)
that kinda reminds me of this big gental wart i had on my ass
FUCK DA NUT~
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hmm
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started by
daveminster
(10.13.2000 0:09:35 AM EST)
another one of mans many mistakes towards woman
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