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By: VirtualJulPublished: 10/13/2000
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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, including black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. The doctor on call asks him what happened.

"I was having a nice, quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."

"We went to look for them and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golfball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey! This looks like yours!'"

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    uhm...gladepoopoo... (0 replies)
    started by latertater
    (10.13.2000 3:57:48 PM EST)

    damn......I don't believe I would of told that brother!


    If it were mine... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (10.13.2000 1:58:49 AM EST)

    ...I'd chase the cow onto the green, and then kick it in the gut. Hell, I could be putting for an eagle!

    Take time to stop and smell the panties.

    #3 muther fuckers! (0 replies)
    started by gladepoopoo
    (10.13.2000 0:16:57 AM EST)

    that kinda reminds me of this big gental wart i had on my ass


    hmm (0 replies)
    started by daveminster
    (10.13.2000 0:09:35 AM EST)

    another one of mans many mistakes towards woman

    FUNNY (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (10.13.2000 0:07:40 AM EST)

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