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The Perfect Shot

By: bd2sonPublished: 04/15/2006
 
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed, driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the darned ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance of hitting her from here."

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    TJ Rule #357 (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.15.2006 12:35:34 PM EST)


    Don't try and boink a "Golf Widow" they are just Snooty Stuck Up Bitches, that are pissed off most of the time. Go for the ones that "Play Golf" they like to be in on the action....and the chances that they like to give Head are increased 3 fold.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I hope (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.15.2006 8:04:27 AM EST)


    she's standing next to her sister too.

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