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Assorted One Liners
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.12.2008
Rate: 4.00
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Hate Your Job?
When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,
[even if retired ...
Published : 01.08.2008
Rate: 3.83
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Women Are Evil By Nature
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers ...
Published : 12.14.2006
Rate: 4.09
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Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having ...
Published : 06.17.2006
Rate: 4.08
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Sex All Afternoon - But No Head
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days ...
Published : 05.20.2006
Rate: 4.19
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Little Billy On Getting Older
Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching ...
Published : 03.24.2005
Rate: 4.15
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Are My Testicles Black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with ...
Published : 02.18.2005
Rate: 4.10
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Mental Case
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. ...
Published : 12.12.2004
Rate: 4.00
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A Real Regular Guy
A 70 year old man complains to his doctor that at ...
Published : 06.22.2004
Rate: 3.73
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Unique Breakfast
A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant ...
Published : 04.24.2004
Rate: 3.75
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Bedroom Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when ...
Published : 04.21.2004
Rate: 4.00
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My New Radio
I am so happy with my new Dolby surround sound system ...
Published : 03.27.2004
Rate: 4.20
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Dragging Their Feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. ...
Published : 01.30.2004
Rate: 3.86
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Gorilla In Heat
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of ...
Published : 01.23.2004
Rate: 3.50
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Breast Milk
A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his ...
Published : 01.15.2004
Rate: 2.50
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Check-Up
A 75 year old woman went to the doctor for a check-up ...
Published : 10.10.2003
Rate: 3.60
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Short Obituary
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
Published : 09.28.2003
Rate: 3.60
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Pilot Conversation
Four pilots were flying a long flight and the conversation...
Published : 08.12.2003
Rate: 3.73
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Dear John
A Marine recently received a 'Dear John' letter...
Published : 08.01.2003
Rate: 3.94
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How Do You Sleep?
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital...
Published : 06.16.2003
Rate: 3.33
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Drive Thru Breakfast?
A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order...
Published : 05.26.2003
Rate: 3.00
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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to a baby delivery call...
Published : 05.15.2003
Rate: 3.50
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Bus Driver
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits...
Published : 03.15.2003
Rate: 3.73
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Is That You Jimmy?
A very large, old, building was being torn down in...
Published : 03.08.2003
Rate: 3.25
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Big K Employee
Kevin, a 19 year old college student, is home for...
Published : 03.01.2003
Rate: 3.64
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A Heady Task
A man decides to take some of his savings and buy...
Published : 02.18.2003
Rate: 3.00
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A Penguin In Arizona
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when...
Published : 01.29.2003
Rate: 3.67
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The Speeding Ticket
A driver is pulled over by a policeman...
Published : 01.06.2003
Rate: 3.75
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Urinalysis Technology
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike...
Published : 12.20.2002
Rate: 1.50
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Ugly Baby
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver...
Published : 12.08.2002
Rate: 3.45
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