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#76 The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
One Liners
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.
After 29 yrs of marriage,...a woman decided she needed to do
something to spice up her marriage. She went out and bought a
pair of crotchless panties, ....put
them on,
...walked up to her husband and said,..."Do you want some of this?"
He replied, "Hell No... Look what it did to those panties!"
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Just Me
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.30.2000 7:57:39 PM EST)
You ask too many personal ?'s... therefore I am not signing up!!!
you suck!!
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started by
razor696
(10.02.2000 11:28:24 PM EST)
people who put lol in their response suck ass. wait a minute, that means i suck ass because i have lol in my response. oh well, now i know why i'm a shit head. you are what you eat
suggestion
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started by
xxt0xikxx
(07.29.2000 7:10:40 PM EST)
i think you should put a different i-con for every different kind of article for example if its a picture put a picture symbol next to the file
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