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 You get what you pay for | | By: stimpy | Published: 03/01/1999 | | |  |
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A man has just been released from prison and only has 5 bucks
to his name. Since he has been in prison for several years, he
decides to go to a
whorehouse and get himself some action. He
asks the madame if she has any women available for 5 dollars.
He is promptly led to a room upstairs where a gorgeous blonde
is lying spread eagle on the bed. He then proceeds to go down
on her. About a minute or so into it, he feels something
caught in his teeth, and he finds a small piece of sausage.
"That's odd, I haven't eaten sausage in weeks," he says.
A minute or so later he finds something else caught in his teeth,
and it turns out to be a
piece of bacon.
"That's odd," he says, "I haven't eaten bacon in months."
The guy is so hard up, though, that he continues eating the whore
out. A couple minutes later he finds a piece of fried egg in his teeth and
tells the whore, "I think I'm going to be sick."
The whore looks up and says, "That's odd, that's what the last guy said."
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