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 Yet Another Typical Day for Bill | | By: HUMAN | Published: 10/06/1999 | | |  |
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Stepping out of the shower one morning, a beautiful young woman
wraps herself in a towel and tells her husband it's his turn to
use the shower. Just then, the doorbell rings, so she goes to
the door.
It's their neighbor, Bill, whose jaw drops at the sight of the
lovely bride wrapped in only a towel. He pulls out two hundred-
dollar bills and says they're hers if she'll drop the towel
down to her waist. We could really use $200, she thinks, and
drops the towel a few inches. Bill gasps at the sight and
pulls out two more hundreds and offers them to her, too, if
she'll drop the towel altogether.
Well, I've already compromised myself, she thinks, so what the hell. She lets the towel fall to the floor, and Bill gets a good look. She quickly takes the money. Bill thanks her and leaves. She goes back back upstairs as her husband is getting out of the shower. "Who was at the door, honey?"
When she tells him it was Bill, he asks, "Did he say anything
about the $400 he owes me?"
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qwerty40
(06.12.2001 11:03:54 AM EST)
that was pretty good joke. pretty good. Im saving this one.
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