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 ...Where Credit's Due. | | By: Squeek | Published: 01/15/2000 | | |  |
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MacMorris was walking with his son. "Son," he began, "let me
tell you why you must be so careful in life."
"See that wall over there?" he said pointing to a small, yet
fine stone wall, "I built that wall. Carried and laid each
stone myself. But do they call me, 'MacMorris the Wall
Builder'? No, they don't."
"Now look there, son," he continued, pointing at a small dock
by the riverfront, "Built that dock myself. Hammered each
post, matched each plank, and now everyone uses that dock.
Now, do they call me, 'MacMorris the Dock Builder'? No, they
don't."
"But you fuck one goat..."
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You fuck one goat...
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duck888
(02.12.2001 12:55:21 PM EST)
They say you are from Kentucky. That's so unfair.
Kentucky sucks @ss.
NJ kicks all states asses!
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.04.2001 8:16:57 AM EST)
Maybe a sheep as well.....
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