A young man joined the Army and signed up with the
paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed
the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and
finally went to take his first jump from an airplane.
The next day, he called home to his father to tell him what
happened.
So, son, did you jump?" the father asked.
"Well, first, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the
plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for
volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the
plane!"
"Is that when you jumped, son?" asked the father.
"Um, not yet," said the young soldier. "Then the sergeant
started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out
the door."
"Well, did you jump then?" asked the father.
"I'm getting to that, dad. Everyone else had jumped, and I
was the very last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant
that I was just too scared to jump. He told me to get off the
plane or he'd kick my butt."
"So, did you jump?"
"No, not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I
grabbed onto the door for dear life and refused to go. Luckily,
I was able to push the sergeant out the door. Finally, the Jump
Master called me over and said 'Boy, are you gonna jump or not?'
I said, 'No, sir. I'm just too scared.' So the Jump Master
pulled down his zipper and took his dick out. I swear, it was
about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! Then
he said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking
this schlong up your baby butt.'"
"So, that's when you jumped?" asked the father.
"Well, a little, at first."
