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By: CounterfeitPublished: 01/18/2000
 
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Black man is sitting at the bar having a drink. All of a sudden a little man dress in tight white pants and a loud shirt walks up to him and taps him on teh shoulder.

The litte guy says "excuse me , but are you interested in a blowjob".

The words are barely out of his mouth when the blackman jumps up and grabs him by his collar and drags him outside.

Five minutes later the blackman comes back into the bar.. His t-shirt is covered in blood.

The bartender says , "That had to be the worst beating I've ever seen somebody give to another person. What exactly did he say to you?".

The black man replies,"I dunno. Something about a job.

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funny.................... (0 replies)
started by sXepunk
(06.23.2001 10:03:08 AM EST)

its about goddamn time ya'll post some rascist jokes. And its just not rascist, its fuckin true also.damn colored folk

funny (0 replies)
started by LANDERSON
(04.01.2001 11:37:34 PM EST)

that was a good one

hard worker (0 replies)
started by badhabit
(03.23.2001 7:19:30 PM EST)

that joke is funny and oh so true

Teacher (0 replies)
started by SSGHopSing
(02.17.2001 9:29:38 AM EST)

The 6th grade teacher told the class there would be a test tomorrow and there would be "no excuses" for missing it. One of the young male students asked about missing it because of utter sexual exhaution. The teacher told him he would just have to write with the other hand!

SSG Hop Sing

papalamepymelos (0 replies)
started by martin29
(02.12.2001 11:13:51 AM EST)

rascist jokes rock!
At last some rascist crap..thanks

right on the money (1 reply)
started by argos
(02.08.2001 11:11:29 PM EST)

thems colored folks sho be scared of dem jobs.

very true (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.05.2001 3:55:27 PM EST)

that joke is so true

this isn't funny (2 replies)
started by Turbomole
(11.24.2000 1:20:07 AM EST)

if you are going to post a racist joke, at least make it a funny one

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

TASTELESS IS RIGHT (2 replies)
started by PABLO662
(10.13.2000 2:08:46 AM EST)

YOU WHITES ARE FUNNY...U NEVER LEARN

DIABLO

hey bartender (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.05.2000 2:58:58 PM EST)

The to being a good bartender is to hear just about everything and ignore even more.

Remember, every blowjob you ever talked about giving your boss at lunch the bartender heard you.

fuck you (1 reply)
started by jslong12
(06.14.2000 0:37:12 AM EST)

u suck peepee head kiss my white ass
fuck you

hahaha (0 replies)  
started by peepeehead
(06.10.2000 1:19:58 AM EST)

i'm first. 5 goofballs. so true, so true.

i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.

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