A little old lady goes into the store to do some
shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet
paper.
"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager,"but can you
explain
the differences in all these toilet papers?"
"Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is
as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll."
He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft,
strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."
Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call
that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says.
She comes back about a week
later, seeks out the
manager and says,"Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet
paper. I
call it John Wayne."
"Why?" he asks.
"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't takecrap off
anybody!"
