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The right element

By: KittenPublished: 03/29/2000
 
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One Day in Science class Mrs Smith asked her students if they could pick any element which one would they pick...... Suzy put up her hand and Ms. Smith said, "Suzy, which element would you pick if you could only pick one?"...

Suzy said, "Ms. Smith I would pick gold because gold is very valuable and can buy lots of things". "Very good Suzy!" said Ms. Smith.

Peter put up his hand and Ms.Smith said, "Peter, which element would you pick if you could only pick one?....Peter said, "I would pick platinum because it's more valuable than gold and it can buy an expensive sports car. "Very good!", said Ms. Smith.

Little Johnny raised his hand and burst out, "I would pick silicone gel because my mom has two and there's always lost of sports cars parked outside of our place"

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