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 The Pool | | By: Kitten | Published: 04/26/2000 | | |  |
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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days
and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went
to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says
there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells
them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what
you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a
vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of
bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out
"Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps,
when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"
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Sucks
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Morvious
(12.14.2000 9:45:21 AM EST)
We have herd a lot of this shit. Sorry, but this one is old
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thanks
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Anonymous Goofball
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thanks for the site
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