A very respected Captain in the foreign legion was transferred
to a remote desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed
a very old seedy looking camel tied out behind the enlisted
men's barracks.
He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "Why is a camel tied to
the barracks?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way
from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when
they do ... uh ... we have the camel. "
The Captain said, "Well, I suppose if it's good for morale,
then I guess it's all right with me. "
After he had been stationed at the fort for six long, lonely
months, the Captain simply couldn't control his sexual needs
any longer. He barked to his Sergeant: "BRING THE CAMEL INTO MY
TENT! "
The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders, looked at the other men,
and lead the camel into the Captain's quarters.
Within a few minutes, he Captain emerged from his tent,
fastening his trousers, almost beaming with pride. So,
Sergeant, is that how the enlisted men do it?," he asked.
The Sergeant replied, "Well, sir, usually they just use it to
ride in to town."
