Poor Pirate
By: HHB	Published: 06/18/2001
A man meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you get the peg-leg?" the man asks. "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. A shark bit my leg off," replies the pirate. "Wow! What about your hook?" the man asks. "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut off my hand," replies the pirate. "Incredible! What happened to your eye?" asks the man. "A seagull dropping fell into it," replies the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull's dropping?" the man asks, incredulously. The pirate shrugged. "Yeah, it was my first day with the hook." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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No body part is safe... (0 replies) started by willi (06.19.2001 9:09:57 PM EST) cause I've managed to 'rip myself a new one', too.

sucks (0 replies) started by scubani (06.19.2001 8:34:41 AM EST) Time to recruit some new members. The ones now must pull jokes out of their ass because they STINK.

insanity (0 replies) started by bojangles1383 (06.18.2001 6:17:15 PM EST) ms. pk, what is the deal with you? you have this little sexy picture and you come up with all of these comments that lead people to believe that you are hot. but if this were so, why the hell do you sit at the computer all day typing stuff out?? do you not have places to go with friends or other hot dudes, as a normal hot chick would? is this total absence of things to do because you are disgusting and no one wants to be around you?? i believe it might be so... this appearent tom foolery has and insanity factor of 36 out of a possible 4.784.

Owwwwwwwww! (0 replies) started by misspk (06.18.2001 9:54:02 AM EST) Was he blonde too? *wink,giggle,blush*

i wonder (0 replies) started by paparoach1 (06.18.2001 9:22:40 AM EST) if he lost any other balls We're going to infest

Jock Itch! (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (06.18.2001 8:50:26 AM EST) Hey it's a good thing he didn't have Jock Itch!

Amazing! (0 replies)   started by superpimp69er (06.18.2001 0:28:35 AM EST) Cool that's how I lost my eyeball too.

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