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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all
day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in
a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure
him: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep
with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single.
Let it go..."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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