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 Doctor's Orders | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 01/14/2002 | | |  |
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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have
this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.
My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,
I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your
office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell
and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see
me next week." The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she
says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my
farts...although still silent...stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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(01.14.2002 2:31:22 PM EST)
all women behave like this ? Pretending it isn't happening, when we all know it is ! LOL
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