Having An Accident
By: Roger	Published: 04/06/2002
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a story. "Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest damn lion I'd ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this: RRROOAARRR!!! ... ... ... I tell you, I just shit my pants." The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me." The old man shook his head and said, "No, no... not back then, just now, when I said RRROOAAARRR!!!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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It's called (0 replies) started by kweenbee (04.06.2002 7:35:46 PM EST) letting it all hang loose. Love the country, live to pee outside!

Oh shit! (0 replies) started by acidinterval (04.06.2002 1:22:57 PM EST) what? Where? in my pants! Hard work may pay off in the future... but laziness pays off now

One of ........... (0 replies) started by tjshere (04.06.2002 10:56:47 AM EST) The all-time classic punchlines. Never fear.....TJ's here!

just pack.... (0 replies) started by dtahellyeah (04.06.2002 6:29:38 AM EST) extra depends.it might come in handy. Don't Trust Anyone

Tips for lion hunting (0 replies) started by marvin (04.06.2002 1:08:52 AM EST) always ensure that the person with you can't run faster than you.

chili night (0 replies)   started by roger (04.06.2002 0:49:05 AM EST) at the Hunting Lodge Just protecting my sheep

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