One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making
love. All of the sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom
window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered
her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help
me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately
took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky
situation. But I have a solution to the problem if you
would permit me, sir."
The husband, being very concerned, agreed that the doctor
could use whatever method to get the bee out of his
wife's vagina. The doctor said, "Okay, what I'm gonna
do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and
insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the
bee I'll withdraw my penis and the bee should follow
my penis out of your wife's vagina."
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young
lady said, "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it!"
So the doctor covered the tip of his penis with honey
and inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After
a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think
the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go
a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper.
After a while the doctor began shafting the young
lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She
began to moan and groan aloud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was
enjoying himself. He then put his hands on the young
lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
At this point the husband suddenly became very annoyed
and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the hell do
you think you're doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan.
I'm gonna drown the bastard!"
