"We will be steadfast and strong in our desire to make the world more free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
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Q:How do you save a lawyer from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head.
Waaaaaaa hahahaha!
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tjshere
(11.25.2002 1:09:13 AM EST)
Accurate as hell, no doubt about it, but there are a few women who hang out here that will take this test. Is it possible for a woman to be a dickhead?
Good one, bossman. ^5!
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