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 Dear John | | By: virtualjul | Published: 08/01/2003 | | |  |
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A Marine recently received a "Dear John" letter:
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just
too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the
picture of me that I sent to you.
Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow marines for any snapshots
they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,
cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the
other pictures of the pretty women he had collected from his buddies. There
were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care,
Ricky
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