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Here I sit

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/09/1998
 
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Here I sit i sit..
here i sit broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
gave a grunt but nothing passed
oops, the next stall just got gassed
my ass all red, my body all hot
for the past 3 hours, i've been on the pot
wasted a dime, but wut the hell
at least i got to sit and enjoy the smell
all of a sudden, wut a flash
a great big splash
water water everywhere
gosh it even soaked my underwear
took a look on the wall
there's no fukin paper in this stall
so i sit here with no roll
stranded on this toilet bowl
oh i wish a neighbor would make my day
by passing his roll over my way
my ride is waiting, i cannot linger
look out asshole here comes my finger
across my ass my fingers slide as smoothly as mink
now my fingers are coated with brown stink
ahhh, why be such a whinny
at least i got the shit off my hinny
i put my finger to my nose
and enjoy the fragrance
like a rose.

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
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    don't quite know how to respond to this... I think I woulda wiped with the wet undies and jetted... no stinky finger for me!!!

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