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Tasteless Wife Joke #2

By: DrEvilPublished: 01/09/1999
 
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A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her, so the doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies:

"She choked."

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    this sucks (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.16.2001 8:18:12 AM EST)

    it ceases to be ironic when you see it coming a mile away.

    Sweet (0 replies)
    started by gose23
    (11.02.2000 4:30:21 PM EST)

    A classic joke told by millions of 16 year olds every day

    Pimpin' ain't easy!!

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    started by john78
    (07.21.2000 2:25:32 PM EST)

    I told this joke two years ago!

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