A man was sitting at the bar one night talking to a friend of his when he says "I really have to get home my wife is going to kill me, this is the third night in a row that I have been late getting home."
His friend then tells him "Dont worry about it." "Just stay a little longer, I will tell you a secret that all of us men here at the bar use, when we are running a little late getting home".
So he says "ok Just a little while longer".
He stays about two more hours when he tells his friend "Look I really have to get home now my wife is going to kill me".
His friend then tells him, "this is what you need to do., crawl up underneath the covers when you get home and start eating her out". "when
she wakes up in the morning she will have forgotten all about it".
So he goes home and does exactly what his friend told him. He climbed up underneath the covers and started eating her out. She was moaning,and groaning and twitching all around, grabbing his hair. Finally about 10 minutes later she had an orgasm. Satisfied he got up and went to the bathroom, and there was his wife sitting on the toilet. He yelled "HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE SO FAST?" And his wife replied "shhh, be quiet or you
will wake your mother.
