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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

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Brooklyn Girls

By: JimmyfromQueensPublished: 03/20/1999
 
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Q: What's the difference between a Brooklyn girl and a washing machine?

A: You can dump a couple of loads in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks.

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    im going to fuck yo sister after you're done (0 replies)
    started by carlitosway
    (10.26.2000 0:58:05 AM EST)

    ya heard me punk yeah you better shut the fuck up about brooklyn girls have aight!! you keep fucking with BROOKLYN and im finding out were in the fuck you livin' in Queens motherfucker!!! sincerely, a pissed off Prican slasher!~-

    hey (0 replies)
    started by billybobbrew
    (10.19.2000 11:42:30 PM EST)

    not funny but im first.

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.10.2000 7:15:33 AM EST)

    now that would just hurt

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