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 Come Back | | By: Garlic Noodles | Published: 12/17/1999 | | |  |
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So a kid is riding his bike and stops at a stoplight.
A cop on
horse back comes up right next him and says "Did Santa give you
that bike?" and the kid says "Yes" And the cop Says "Next time
tell Santa to put a reflector on it" And gives the kid a 20
dollar ticket.
The kid replys "Did santa give you that
horse?" and the cop trys to act nice and says "Yes" And the kid
says "Well next time tell santa to put the dick on the bottom
and not on the top!"
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