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 Arlington Street | | By: Garlic Noodles | Published: 12/18/1999 | | |  |
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A little boy walks up to his mom and asks her if he can go bike
riding. The mom says sure "but don't go down Arligton Street
Okay?" So the kid rides his bike down Arlington Street and
hears the word "Asshole". So the kid goes home and asks his mom
what asshole means. And the mom says it means "A Police
Officer" "but don't say it to the one who's coming over tonight
Okay?"
So the kid goes down Arlington Street again, and hears
the word "Shit". So the kid goes home and asks his mom what it
means. So the mom says it means "Food"
So the kid goes down Arlington street one more time
before the dinner party with the officer and hears the
words "Fuckin' Hard". So the kid goes home and asks his mom
what it means. The mom says It means "Getting Dressed".
About an hour later The police man knocks on the door
and the kid answers it. The kid says " Hi asshole, shits on the
table mom and dad are fuckin' hard upstairs".
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