An Alien walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 27 drinks.
Amazed, the bartender gives him the drinks. The alien drinks
them all, walks over to a guy and spits on him.
The man
says "What the hell?" and the alien walks back up to the
bartender asks for 34 drinks. Still amazed the bartender gives
him the drinks. The alien drinks them all and walks over to the
same guy an spits on him again.
The guy now very mad says "What
the fuck are you doing!?" and the alien ignores him and walks
up to the bartender again and asks for 38 drinks. The bartender
gives him the drinks, and the alien drinks them all and spits
on the same guy.
The man now very pissed off yells at the alien
saying "If you don't stop that I'm going to rip your dick off!"
The alien says I don't have a dick". So the guy says " Okay,
then I'll rip your balls off!" The alien impatiently says "I
don't have balls either". So the man says "Then how the hell do
you piss?"
The alien rolls his eyes and says "I'll show you"
and spits on him.
