Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
— Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#97 A turkey can run at 20mph.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Hear about the new remake of The Exorcist?
A: A woman contacts the devil to get a priest out of her son!
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Breast Milk

By: acidintervalPublished: 01/15/2004
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question was 'Give four advantages of breast milk'

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes. He received an A.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Not Milk
  • Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
  • Breast Man
  • Milk Maid on the Loose
  • No Breast; No Marriage
  • Missing Breast No Cause for Annulment
  • Rosie And Flasher Are Breast Pals
  • Woman Caught Breast Feeding While Driving
  • Got Milk?
  • Breast Is Not Always Best
  • Breast Test
  • Breast Puppies
  • Milk us ma
  • Breast Enhancement
  • Woman Tries to Avoid Arrest with A Breast
  • Breast Exam
  • Homemade milk
  • Breast Rejection
  • Linda Blair's Breast
  • Breast Reduction

  • More Tasteless Jokes...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.15.2004 8:32:34 PM EST)

    I personally like the breast milk dispensors in the supersized models.....lmfao

    Seems to me.... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.15.2004 3:46:00 AM EST)


    He thought of the easiest answer last.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Mexican Oysters
    A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ...
    09.28.2009

    Mental Hospital Phone Menu
    Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. ...
    09.03.2008

    Welfare
    A Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick ...
    05.18.2008

    Assorted One Liners
    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    05.12.2008

    Rate This!

    2.50 Goofballs of 5
    4 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Mental Hospital Phone Menu
    Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. ...
    09.03.2008

    Welfare
    A Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick ...
    05.18.2008

    Assorted One Liners
    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    05.12.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Hate Your Job?
    When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired ...
    01.08.2008

    Lookie Here!
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.