"The Iraqi regime is a threat to any American and to threats who are friends of America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Rallies Troops at Fort Hood," Jan. 3, 2003
Random Quote
"I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#193 The year that read the same upside down was 1961. That won't happen again until 6009.
Yo Mama ...
so fat the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
One Liners
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
After 29 yrs of marriage,...a woman decided she needed to do
something to spice up her marriage. She went out and bought a
pair of crotchless panties, ....put
them on,
...walked up to her husband and said,..."Do you want some of this?"
He replied, "Hell No... Look what it did to those panties!"
You must register to participate in this discussion.
Just Me
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.30.2000 7:57:39 PM EST)
You ask too many personal ?'s... therefore I am not signing up!!!
you suck!!
(0 replies)
started by
razor696
(10.02.2000 11:28:24 PM EST)
people who put lol in their response suck ass. wait a minute, that means i suck ass because i have lol in my response. oh well, now i know why i'm a shit head. you are what you eat
suggestion
(0 replies)
started by
xxt0xikxx
(07.29.2000 7:10:40 PM EST)
i think you should put a different i-con for every different kind of article for example if its a picture put a picture symbol next to the file
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Most Recent
Mexican Oysters A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ...
09.28.2009
Hate Your Job? When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,
[even if retired ...
01.08.2008
Two Years Ago
Women Are Evil By Nature A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers ...
12.14.2006
