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Hey Miss PK
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started by
thegrandpatron
(10.28.2002 6:35:10 AM EST)
You can piss in my ear anytime.
Waaaaaaa hahahahaha!
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started by
tjshere
(10.28.2002 5:09:49 AM EST)
Short, sweet, easy to remember and an unexpected punchline. Great joke, PK, ^5.
Shit, what am I thinking??? Kisses @ ya.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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