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Euphemisms for DIARRHEA

By: PeterMuthPublished: 12/04/1998
 
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1. Agent Brown
2. Anal hot chocolate
3. Aztec two-step
4. Brew some hot chocolate
5. Brownie batter
6. Bud Mud
7. Bum Gravy
8. Chocolate splat
9. Chocolate surprise
10. Chocolate syrup explosion
11. Cook some hot fudge
12. Cook up a pot of anal gravy
13. Cook up a pot of anal stew
14. Drippy doo-doo
15. Hershey Squirts
16. Liquid Bummer
17. Liquid Doo
18. Liquid Satan
19. Liquid Shit
20. Lubricant (term used by homosexuals)
21. Montezuma's revenge
22. Nestle's Splat
23. Percolating butt coffee
24. Piss out of your ass
25. Piss rusty water out of your ass
26. Reagan's Revenge
27. Rectal hot chocolate
28. Rectal soup
29. Shilshul
30. Shit a flock of sparrows
31. Spam
32. The Schlitz
33. The Squirts
34. The chunky sputters
35. The runs
36. The shits
37. The trots
38. Trouser chili
39. Upside-down hot fudge sundae

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