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"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code, he turned himself in."
— Rita Rudner, Comedian
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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so ugly when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in!
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Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A: He did okay until his business fell off.
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 Fart Dixie | | By: Anonymous | Published: 06/02/2000 | | |  |
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This homeless guy walks into a bar and says, "Gimme whiskey." The
bartender says, "I'll have to see your money first." "I'm broke, sonny,
but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!"
The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees.
The homeless guy drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers up
on stage and the audience starts applauding. Then he drops his pants and
the audience starts cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to shit all
over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted and leaves.
The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna fart Dixie! Not shit all over my stage!" The guy replies, "Hey! Even Frank Sinatra had
to clear his throat before he sang!"
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honey1024
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try again,this didn't get it. Keep on loving me.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The Bronx, New York got its name from explorer Henry Bronk.
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