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"A new Iraq will also need a humane, well-supervised prison system."—Bush, speaking at Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
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"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#144 Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space.
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is like a TV. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
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Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highway.
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 Fart Dixie | | By: Anonymous | Published: 06/02/2000 | | |  |
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This homeless guy walks into a bar and says, "Gimme whiskey." The
bartender says, "I'll have to see your money first." "I'm broke, sonny,
but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!"
The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees.
The homeless guy drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers up
on stage and the audience starts applauding. Then he drops his pants and
the audience starts cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to shit all
over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted and leaves.
The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna fart Dixie! Not shit all over my stage!" The guy replies, "Hey! Even Frank Sinatra had
to clear his throat before he sang!"
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ha ha ha ha I am first
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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