This homeless guy walks into a bar and says, "Gimme whiskey." The
bartender says, "I'll have to see your money first." "I'm broke, sonny,
but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!"
The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees.
The homeless guy drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers up
on stage and the audience starts applauding.
Then he drops his pants and
the audience starts cheering even louder.
Then, he proceeds to shit all
over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted and leaves.
The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna fart Dixie! Not shit all over my stage!"
The guy replies, "Hey! Even Frank Sinatra had
to clear his throat before he sang!"
