Fart Dixie
By: Anonymous	Published: 06/02/2000
This homeless guy walks into a bar and says, "Gimme whiskey." The bartender says, "I'll have to see your money first." "I'm broke, sonny, but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!" The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees. The homeless guy drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers up on stage and the audience starts applauding. Then he drops his pants and the audience starts cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to shit all over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted and leaves. The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna fart Dixie! Not shit all over my stage!" The guy replies, "Hey! Even Frank Sinatra had to clear his throat before he sang!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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fart dixie sucked (0 replies) started by soupbone8130 (04.22.2001 12:17:27 PM EST) You should check out Jerky at The Daily Dirt, he's got the goods on the jokes! If you can't eat it, smoke it or f*** it, you don't need it.

funney (0 replies) started by 3skaters (03.09.2001 6:40:06 PM EST) lafth my ass off

Yeah,right (0 replies) started by honey1024 (03.07.2001 10:29:41 AM EST) try again,this didn't get it. Keep on loving me.

where's the joke? (0 replies) started by christelangel (02.20.2001 11:38:44 PM EST) i think this is really funny if you are in grade school, sorry goofball, derfintly below your standards...

wow (0 replies) started by colin007 (10.11.2000 3:47:10 PM EST) ohhh shit...

ahhh yeahhhh!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.05.2000 1:59:18 PM EST) that joke is the shits!

whatsitsface (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.04.2000 11:34:58 PM EST) lots of fun . sent to me by sextoons. thanks for the laugh.

HAHAHAHAHA (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.04.2000 5:53:49 PM EST) so funny, i forgot to laugh !!!

your gay page (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.04.2000 2:13:37 PM EST) this has got to be the gayest page ive ever seen in my entire life. i mean there is like nothing funny on here, and the news section is a piece of crap, i can believe i wasted my time reading this

Old, old, old.... (0 replies) started by CowboyBob (06.03.2000 10:33:13 AM EST) I heard that lame old joke when I was just an itch in my daddy's pants..........

older than dinasaur shit (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.03.2000 9:55:41 AM EST) just what the message says

A very bad pun (0 replies) started by HarryMonkBubble (06.03.2000 9:52:19 AM EST) I think he was trained in classical music - he was shitting FIGAROles. Oh God that was poor. Well never mind I've done it now.

shit (0 replies) started by KiddShady (06.03.2000 0:59:54 AM EST) All you other kiddshady's are just imitating. I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

BROCK (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.02.2000 4:33:18 PM EST) brock heheheheh brock heykafur yockomoto

Roger (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.02.2000 4:16:18 PM EST) Sucks

this is so funny!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.02.2000 1:56:39 PM EST) Gina, this is so funny!! My cuz sent it to me. There aqre more of them if u go th goofballs.com luv, Spike

Poop poop poop (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (06.02.2000 1:23:09 PM EST) that's all I can think of, poop poop poop poop

You've got to..... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.02.2000 10:44:03 AM EST) be shitting me!

Lossssers! (0 replies) started by kickme (06.02.2000 6:43:54 AM EST) That musta been my dog up on stage cuz he can do that U all suK

eatshit@myass.fudge (2 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.02.2000 6:33:31 AM EST) FUNNY, I LIKE SHITTY JOKES ... HE HE HE

Perhaps.... (1 reply) started by NakedCanuck (06.02.2000 1:14:05 AM EST) Instead of farting Dixie he decided to sing Scat! Bwahahahaha! The Naked Canuck "I Am. Canadian!"

lame (0 replies) started by barney (06.02.2000 0:27:48 AM EST) i like nun jokes better barney

1st (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.02.2000 0:06:49 AM EST) I am first

sirlongs (0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (06.02.2000 0:06:01 AM EST) ha ha ha ha I am first

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