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My cat, Oh No!

By: number1waitressPublished: 06/22/2000
 
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While drivng to work in the morning, out of nowhere a cat ran into the street. I tried to avoid it, but it was too late.

A moment later a woman runs into the street and begins screaming at me. It turns out that I killed her petigree cat.

I felt so bad, that I offered her $100.00. But she kept carrying on something terrible.

Just then as she was ready to take the money, a police car pulled over inquiring about the problem.

I told the policeman to arrest the woman. when asked why, I told him that she's selling pussy on the street

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    ???? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.20.2001 1:15:56 AM EST)
    that wasn't very funny. it kinda was....... but the selling pussy on the street thing......... that was queer.

    Spelling lesson for today.... (0 replies)
    started by Julz
    (06.22.2000 8:34:31 PM EST)
    PEDIGREE....NOT....PETIGREE

    Heavens! (0 replies)
    started by SilkBoxers
    (06.22.2000 10:44:42 AM EST)
    That may very well be the worst joke ever.

    When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

    over priced (1 reply)  
    started by grayghost
    (06.22.2000 0:07:57 AM EST)
    I do believe that $100 for dead pussy is too much.

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