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Charlie Brown for a New Generation

By: weaselcPublished: 01/15/2001
 
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Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes -- Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's:

We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"

Charlie and the little redheaded girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
"I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!"

Is Linus gay?
"IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"

Charlie moves back to his house in East L.A in:
"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?"

See how the Peanuts gang deals with date rape in:
"NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"

Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in ebonics in:
"IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"

What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN"

Schroder teaches the Peanuts gang about getting high in:
"ROLL US A FAT ONE, CHARLIE BROWN!"

Charlie Brown gets his first job in:
"WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, CHARLIE BROWN?"

Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social security checks and stripping cars in:
"GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN"

Peppermint Patty 'goes to town' on Marcie in:
"WHO NEEDS MEN, CHARLIE BROWN?"

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    Dumb Ass (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.17.2001 3:49:33 PM EST)

    This was just stupid.

    You Forgot! (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (01.16.2001 11:52:35 AM EST)

    When the little redhead girl and Charlie Brown get intimate in:
    FIRE IN THE HOLE, CHARLIE BROWN!

    well (0 replies)
    started by stnrken
    (01.15.2001 1:10:51 AM EST)

    say what you like but i think it's pretty damn funny

    Life's a bitch, then you die and burn in hell with the rest of us. So shut the fuck up and deal with it.

    IT`S TOO BAD THAT (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (01.15.2001 0:13:28 AM EST)

    THIS GREAT MANS WORK HAS TO BE THE OBJECT OF RIDICULE

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