Gay Frank goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor
comes back and says "Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have
AIDS."
Frank is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat five pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, twenty unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Frank asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is
for."
