Asylum Activities
By: johanb	Published: 11/01/2000
An inspector is given a job to go and inpsect the local insane asylum. When he arrives he is taken to the patient rooms. In the first room, he finds a man swinging a golf club, hitting mandarin oranges and splattering them. The inspector asks the patient what he is doing. The patient replies "I am golfing and if I get a hole in one, I get out of this place." They go to the next room and find a man throwing grapefruits up in the air and swinging at them with a baseball bat. The inspector asks the man what he is doing. The man replies, "I am playing baseball and if I get a home run, I get out of this place." They move on to the next room where they find the patient naked, balancing a peanut on the end of his penis. The inspector asks him what he is doing. The patient replies, "I am fucking nuts and I am never getting out of here." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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this is the fifth (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.05.2000 5:20:09 PM EST) time I read this fucking joke on this fucking site.

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