One day a five-year old little girl excitedly approached her mother,
and announced that she had learned how you get a baby. The mother was
amused
and said, "Oh really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl then explained, "Well, the mommy and daddy take off
all of their clothes, and the daddy's wiener stands way up high, and
the mommy kneels on the floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her
mouth, and then the daddy's wiener sort of explodes and makes sticky
juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the mommy swallows the sticky
juice, and that's how you get a baby."
The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her
eye to eye and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you
get a baby. That's how you get jewelry."
