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Nose Picking Glossary

By: OneEyedDickPublished: 06/19/2001
 
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The Kiddie Pick: When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick: When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

Fake Nose Scratch: When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

Making A Meal Out Of It: You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick: The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. NOTE: Someone is probably looking.

Pick Your Brains: Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

Pick And Roll: No explanation needed.

Pick And Flick: Ditto.

Pick And Stick: You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

Paydirt: The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

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    I'm a lot calmer now. (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (06.19.2001 11:33:22 PM EST)

    EZ Lobotomy: Extracting a booger so huge, so incredibly large, that you will swear you're tearing away half your brain tissue with it.

    Hahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (06.19.2001 1:32:17 PM EST)

    I think it's funny. But again, I'm kind of a sick-o, anyway!

    no spank you (0 replies)
    started by fixxxerny
    (06.19.2001 7:27:05 AM EST)

    Maybe it's because I wasn't the kid who picked/ate the remnants of his nose, but this just ain't funny

    fixxxerny
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    i miss the comfort in being sad

    ASS Picking! (1 reply)  
    started by superpimp69er
    (06.19.2001 1:43:13 AM EST)

    They should describe different kinds of ass picking too!

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