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The Horse Race

By: OneEyedDickPublished: 08/16/2001
 
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The horses in this race are:

1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Dick
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry
The race is about to Start...

At the Post

They're off! "Conscience" is left behind at the post. "Jockey Shorts" and "Silk Panties" are off in a hurry. "Heavy Bosom" is being pressured. "Passionate Lady" is caught between "Thighs" and "Big Dick" is in a very tight spot.

At the Halfway Mark

It's "Bare Belly" on top. "Thighs" open and "Big Dick" is pressed in. "Heavy Bosom" is being pushed hard against "Clean Sheets." "Passionate Lady" and "Thighs" are working hard on "Bare Belly." "Bare Belly" is under terrific pressure from "Big Dick."

At The Stretch

"Merry Cherry" cracks under the strain. "Big Dick" is making a final drive. "Bare Belly" is in and "Passionate Lady" is coming.

At The Finish

It's "Big Dick" giving everything he's got and "Passionate Lady" takes everything "Big Dick" has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but "Big Dick" comes through with one final spurt and wins by a head. "Bare Belly" shows. "Heavy Bosom" weakens and "Thighs" pull up.

"Clean Sheets" never had a chance...

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    Have clean sheets (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:52:11 PM EST)

    ever had a chance anywhere?

    hahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    I was there... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (08.16.2001 9:36:17 PM EST)

    and I must say that "Big Dick" did cum from the rear to finish with a "spectacular cumback".

    I hope it was a photo finish 'cause I want those photos!

    Thanks OED (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (08.16.2001 8:09:58 AM EST)

    a well thought out and clever joke. I'll refrain from a witty reply, they were all on the Members only message board a week or so ago to tihs joke, that doesn't stop it being funny !


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