Keep It In The Family
By: meathead420	Published: 01/24/2001
This redneck finally marries his fiancee and they leave for their honeymoon. Once in the hotel, she tells him she is going to slip into something more comfortable. She walks out of the bathroom, in her lingerie, acting nervously, and says to him "I'm a virgin." The redneck, shocked, gets up and runs out of the room, then out of the hotel and continues running until he gets home. He walks in the door, out of breath, and proceeds to tell his father what happened. "She said she was a virgin, dad!" To which the father replied, "You did the right thing son, If she ain't good enough for her own family, then she ain't good enough for ours." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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i say (0 replies) started by dizzydave7 (04.28.2001 7:04:50 AM EST) why go across the street, when you can go across the hall?

UUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM (0 replies) started by PoolHallVixen (01.26.2001 3:05:33 PM EST) That wa soooo old God created it on the seventh day.

disgusting (0 replies) started by jmmobrat (01.25.2001 2:37:18 PM EST) This sounds like toby's family

hey goofball?? (0 replies) started by cspimp (01.24.2001 3:15:42 PM EST) what's with recycling old jokes? that's two days in a row you've had repeats of jokes. Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

well, (0 replies) started by SuzieQ (01.24.2001 12:03:33 PM EST) they put this joke in the right section!

Pew... (0 replies) started by shadow21210 (01.24.2001 10:08:31 AM EST) This one is older than I am!

*SNORE* (0 replies) started by noliejames (01.24.2001 9:07:20 AM EST) This joke is soooooo old -Nolie-

Um... yeah. (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (01.24.2001 1:05:40 AM EST) Incest: fun for the whole family! (Yep, that just had to be said.) The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

SO MUCH FOR THE HONEYMOON (0 replies) started by donut38 (01.24.2001 0:13:13 AM EST) I GUESS SHE WILL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR THE BEST MAN

Im first (1 reply)   started by Anonymous Goofball (01.24.2001 0:06:36 AM EST) Im first na na na na boo boo

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