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 Look Alive! | | By: garibaldi | Published: 07/26/2002 | | |  |
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Students at the WVU Med School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They were all gathered around the cadaver table with body zipped up in a bag. Then the professor started the class by telling them,
"In medicine, it is necessary to have important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted." The professor
unzipped the bag, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew
it and sucked it.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The 20 students
freaked out, hesitated and then, reluctantly took turns sticking their
finger in the butt of the dead body and & sucking it after withdrawing
it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The
second important quality is observation. I stuck my middle finger in
and sucked my index finger. Pay attention people!"
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