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Something Smells Fishy

By: marvinPublished: 11/06/2002
 
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There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that he can cure the man. The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until hiswife is asleep, and then to reach down between her legs and get a little love juice on his finger and rub it under his nose, and that this would stimulate his brain and then he would get an erection.

The man takes the doctor's advice and that night after his wife has gone to sleep he reaches down between her legs and gets some of her juice and he rubs it on his upper lip right under his nose. After a minute or two he starts to feel a tingling between his legs, so he grabs some more juice and rubs it under his nose. The next thing he knows he has a full erection.

He is real excited he wakes up his wife to share in the good news. He wakes her up and says look what I have. She rolls over and looked at him and says "You wake me up at two in the morning to show me that you have a bloody nose?"

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    hahahahahahaaha (2 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.06.2002 11:09:31 PM EST)
    Now that's devastating.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    earning the red wings (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.06.2002 7:46:36 PM EST)
    it would be better if she was bleeding down there from some late-stage tumor that had ruptured.


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    That's better (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.06.2002 10:21:36 AM EST)
    than looking like you just ate a Peanutbutter and Jelly Sandwich.

    Well...... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.06.2002 3:46:16 AM EST)
    I suppose that's better than dying his moustache brown.

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