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A retired man goes to the doctor for his annual physical.
The doctor says, "You are in amazing condition for a man your age, but I'm concerned about one thing. Your penis is orange. Did you work around any food dyes or chemicals?"
The man says, "No I worked in a large office."
The doctor asks "What is your daily routine? Are you possibly exposing yourself to anything?"
The guy says "No. I just sit around on the couch watching porno movies and eating Cheetos."
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^5 on the joke
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started by
kweenbee
(11.05.2002 9:54:39 PM EST)
I wonder what did happen to Swifty myself. I like the guy.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
I think I saw a comedian do this
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started by
suicideking
(11.05.2002 4:11:20 PM EST)
in his routine, he did it as a phone call though, to the doctor...same joke though. I hate it when my penis is covered in cheese, then I have to find a baby to suck on it
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