"And when we find children trapped in schools which will not teach and will not change, as a society we must demand something better, because there is no second-rate children in America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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LMAO @ KB!!
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started by
tjshere
(12.08.2002 7:56:36 PM EST)
If Makgou was that ugly, we know he didn't get it from Mizbee. Hahahahaha.
monkey baby
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started by
suicideking
(12.08.2002 1:21:35 PM EST)
reminds me of a story my step-dad's cousin told us about a place he used to work at, and this black couple came through, and he jokingly said to the other person working "tell them they're not allowed to bring the monkey in", and the other person was stupid enough to think he was serious, and told the people that...and it was their little black baby in the backseat..lol..I'm not racist, but that's funny :)
Hahahahahahaha
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started by
kweenbee
(12.08.2002 0:10:32 AM EST)
Reminds me of makgou. Hahhahahahha. ^5
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